Tariq Aziz called together Saddam's body doubles the day after the first direct attempt on Saddam's life at the start of the war.
(Where else would I find an appropriate emoticon for this joke? But I digress...)
Aziz says, "The good news, gentlemen, is that our Beloved Leader survived the attack on his life by the unwashed infidels. So you still all have jobs.
"The bad news is, he lost an arm and an eye in the bombing."
(Where else would I find TWO appropriate emoticons for this joke? Third Mill rocks!)
(Where else would I find an appropriate emoticon for this joke? But I digress...)
Aziz says, "The good news, gentlemen, is that our Beloved Leader survived the attack on his life by the unwashed infidels. So you still all have jobs.
"The bad news is, he lost an arm and an eye in the bombing."
(Where else would I find TWO appropriate emoticons for this joke? Third Mill rocks!)
~Jane, a Bonsai Ent
